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The Politically Correct 23rd Psalm
The Lord and I are in a shepherd-sheep relationship, and I
am in a position of negative need.
He prostrates me in a green-belt grazing area, and conducts
me into lateral proximity with a non-torrential aqueous
accumulation.
He restores to original satisfaction levels my psychological
makeup.
Notwithstanding the fact that I make ambulatory progress
through the non- illuminated geological interstice of
mortality, terror sensations shall not be manifest within me
due to the proximity of omnipotence.
Your pastoral walking aid and quadruped-restraint module
induce in me a pleasurific mood state.
You design and produce a nutrient-bearing support structure
in the context of non-cooperative elements.
You enact a head-related folk ritual utilizing vegetable
extracts, and my beverage container exhibits inadequate
volumetric parameters.
Surely it must be an intrinsic non-deductible factor that
your inter- relational, emphatic, and non-vengeful
attributes will pursue me as their target focus for the
duration of the current non-death period.
And I will possess tenant rights in the residential facility
of the Lord on a permanently open-ended time basis.
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