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Christian Pick-up Lines
1) Nice bible
2) I would like to pray with you
3) You know Jesus? Me too!!
4) I know a church where we could go and talk.
5) How about a hug, sister?
6) Do you need help carrying your Bible? It looks
heavy.
7) Christians don't shake hands, Christians gotta hug!
8) Oh, you are cold? Ecclesiastes 4:11.
9) What are your plans for tonight? Feel like a Bible
study?
10) I am here for you.
11) The word says "Give drink to those who are
thirsty, and feed the
hungry", how about dinner?
12) You don't have an accountability partner? Me
neither.
13) You want to come over and watch the 10
commandments tonight?
14) Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
15) Would you happen to know a Christian woman that I
could love
with all my heart and wait on hand and foot?
16) Nice braclet. What would Jesus date .. er ... I
mean "do."
17) Do you believe in Divine appointment?
18) My friend told me to come and meet you, he said
that you are a
really nice person. I think you know him. Jesus ...
yeah that's his name.
19) Yeah I predicted David over Goliath.
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