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Church Bulletin Bloopers
Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa, will be
speaking tonight at Calvary Memorial Church.
Come and hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa.
Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday
in the recreation hall. Come and watch us kill Christ
the King.
Miss Charlene Mason sang, "I Will Not Pass This Way Again,"
giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.
Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance
to get rid of those things not worth keeping around
the house. Don't forget your husbands.
Next Sunday is the family hayride and bonfire.
Bring your own hot dogs and guns.
The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today
has been canceled due to a conflict.
The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the Water."
The sermon tonight: Searching for Jesus."
Barbara remains in the hospital and needs blood donors
for more transfusions. She is also having trouble
sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor Jack's sermons.
During the absence of our pastor, we enjoyed
the rare privilege of hearing a good sermon when
J.F. Stubbs supplied our pulpit.
Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our
community.
Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say "hell"
to someone who doesn't care much about you.
Don't let worry kill you off. Let the Church help.
Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on
October 24. So ends a friendship that began in
their school days.
At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic
will be "What is Hell?" Come early and listen to
our choir practice.
Eight new choir robes are currently needed,
due to the addition of severalnew members
and to the deterioration of some older ones.
Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles,
and other items to be recycled. Proceeds
will be used to cripple children.
The Lutheran men's group will meet at
6 p.m.: steak, mashed potatoes, beans,
bread, and dessert will be served for a
nominal feel.
For those of you who have children and
don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
Please place your donation in the envelope along
with the deceased person(s) you want remembered.
Attend and you will hear an excellent speaker
and heave a healthy lunch.
The church will host an evening of fine dining,
superb entertainment, and gracious hostility.
Potluck supper Sunday at 5 p.m. Prayer and
medication to follow.
The ladies of the church have cast off clothing
of every kind. They may be seen in the basement
on Friday afternoon.
This evening at 7 p.m. there will be a hymn sing
in the park across from the church. Bring a blanket
and come prepared to sin.
Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday
morning at 10. All ladies are invited to lunch
in the Fellowship Hall after the BS is done.
Low Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday
at 7 p.m. Please use the back door.
The eighth-graders will be presenting
Shakespeare's Hamlet in the church
basement Friday at 7 p.m. The congregation
is invited to attend this tragedy.
The associate minister unveiled the church's
new tithing campaign slogan last Sunday:
"I Upped My Pledge -- Up Yours."
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