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Cat in Heaven
One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven.
There he meets the Lord Himself. The Lord says to the cat,
"You lived
a good life and if there is any way I can make your stay in Heaven
more
comfortable, please let Me know."
The cat thinks for a moment and says, "Lord, all my life I
have lived
with a poor family and had to sleep on a hard wooden floor." The
Lord stops
the cat and says, "Say no more," and a wonderful luffy pillow
appears.
A few days later, six mice are killed in a tragic farming
accident
and go to heaven. Again, there is the Lord there to great them with
the same
offer. The mice answer, "All of our lives we have been chased.
We have had to run from cats, dogs and even women with
brooms.
Running, running, running; we're tired of running. Do you think we
could have
roller skates so we don't have to run anymore?"
The Lord says, "Say no more," and fits each mouse with
beautiful new
roller skates.
About a week later the Lord stops by to see the cat and finds
him
snoozing on the pillow. The Lord gently wakes the cat and asks him,
"How are
things since you got here?"
The cat stretches and yawns and replies, "It is wonderful
here.
Better than I could have ever expected. And those 'Meals On Wheels'
you've been sending by are the best!"
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